REALLY WEIRD: He cooked a chicken by slapping it...a lot

He calls the contraption the "meat beater 9000". Yes, he does. And you can see the MB 9000 HERE. He was able to fully cook the whole chicken simply by slapping it 135,000 times. It took about 8 hours to slap-cook the fowl.
This isn't a new phenomenon...this dude did it with his own hand a couple of years ago.